ALIEN ATTACK:PART 4

Greetings Earthlings,

It’s me Zorg again. It suddenly occurred to me that you might be thinking that my host has some kind of schizophrenia problem that she is already hallucinating about things that does not exist. No, she is not stuck with schizophrenia.

I’m Zorg and I exist.

My host has started to thinking about another haircut, one shorter than the one she is sporting now. I just don’t understand women, Zqgarkonian women included. Can’t they understand that men just love long hair and we hate it when they cut it short? (eyes rolling)

Back in Zqgarkonia, we worship women with long hair. In fact, there is this girl next door who has such long hair, she never cut it since birth and it is tied as a huge mountain on top of her head, the tip of the huge bun touching the nearest planet to Zqgarkonia, Fqgarfonia.

You might wonder, how can the ‘mountain’ touch the next planet when the whole of Zqgarkonia is surrounded by a huge metal sphere. Well, we had no choice but to drill a hole in the metal shield to let the ‘bun’ go through. It’s against the law to ask any women to cut her hair in Zqgarkonia. Well, since there is only one hole in the metal, (we cant drill more or the metal will be a useless shield) the lady practically sits at one place for the whole day and night. Now she’s expanding, horizontally but who cares. I think she’s hot.

As for my hair, as u can see, I went for the skinhead style. No hairs. No frills. I’m a hip and happening Zqgarkonian. Yo..Yo..Let’s do the yo yo..

That’s all for today. Just dropped by for a short post. There are tonnes of research still waiting to be done for my secret mission. Till then folks. This is Zorg signing off.