ALIEN ATTACK:THE BEGINING
Greetings earthlings,
My name is Zorg and I'm from the planet Zqgarkonia.I know, it's hard to pronounce isn't it? It took me some time to finally be able to say it the way it is supposed to be. I bet you are currently trying hard to say it. Forget it, you will never get it right. Human tongues were not made to be twisted that way. Now you must be wondering which galaxy. It's called the Cokeway, way too far from Milky way, and there's a zillion of galaxies after Milkyway, which man has to encounter first before finally coming into Cokeway and then finding Zqgarkonia. Don't worry. When they finally discover my planet, you probably would have other concerns at that time, lying six feet underground.
You must be wondering what i'm doing in this blog. I'm currently on a mission..a secret mission that is, which i would reveal at the end of my trip here. In order for me to be able to mingle around without being detected, i needed a human host and the person who owns the blog just happened to pass by my huge spaceship with eyes and mouth wide open in shock, and i seized the the opportunity to make her my host.
As part of my study, i would do every single routine that my host does, including blogging, which by the way, i find is funny. Oh, don't get me wrong. We, Zqgarkonians blog too, but it's private. My own blog has 5 sets of passwords and i write it in encryption. To explain to you why so much restrictions, i would have to explain about my planet, which i will, shortly.
Before i get to that, let me explain a bit more about the 'alien invasion' here. Along my research for my secret mission, I would have to return to my planet occasionally to update my chief on my progress. At that time, the blog and the person who owns this blog, who calls herself, "The blogress", (what kind of a name is that?) would return to normal and would have no idea of what just happened to her. Well, she would probably check her blog but i would program her mind in such a way that her eyes would never dart to the archives section of the blog.
I'm pretty tired right now. I just ran out of my energy sustaining shots. Zqgarkonian are allergic to the sun. It sucks away all the energy inside us, thus i need my shots. Zqgarkonia has no sun, we can see in the dark.
I know i said i will explain about my planet but that would take an entire day so will do so in my next post. Until then, this is Zorg signing off.
My name is Zorg and I'm from the planet Zqgarkonia.I know, it's hard to pronounce isn't it? It took me some time to finally be able to say it the way it is supposed to be. I bet you are currently trying hard to say it. Forget it, you will never get it right. Human tongues were not made to be twisted that way. Now you must be wondering which galaxy. It's called the Cokeway, way too far from Milky way, and there's a zillion of galaxies after Milkyway, which man has to encounter first before finally coming into Cokeway and then finding Zqgarkonia. Don't worry. When they finally discover my planet, you probably would have other concerns at that time, lying six feet underground.
You must be wondering what i'm doing in this blog. I'm currently on a mission..a secret mission that is, which i would reveal at the end of my trip here. In order for me to be able to mingle around without being detected, i needed a human host and the person who owns the blog just happened to pass by my huge spaceship with eyes and mouth wide open in shock, and i seized the the opportunity to make her my host.
As part of my study, i would do every single routine that my host does, including blogging, which by the way, i find is funny. Oh, don't get me wrong. We, Zqgarkonians blog too, but it's private. My own blog has 5 sets of passwords and i write it in encryption. To explain to you why so much restrictions, i would have to explain about my planet, which i will, shortly.
Before i get to that, let me explain a bit more about the 'alien invasion' here. Along my research for my secret mission, I would have to return to my planet occasionally to update my chief on my progress. At that time, the blog and the person who owns this blog, who calls herself, "The blogress", (what kind of a name is that?) would return to normal and would have no idea of what just happened to her. Well, she would probably check her blog but i would program her mind in such a way that her eyes would never dart to the archives section of the blog.
I'm pretty tired right now. I just ran out of my energy sustaining shots. Zqgarkonian are allergic to the sun. It sucks away all the energy inside us, thus i need my shots. Zqgarkonia has no sun, we can see in the dark.
I know i said i will explain about my planet but that would take an entire day so will do so in my next post. Until then, this is Zorg signing off.
posted by BluePixie @ 2:44 PM
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