ALIEN ATTACK:PART 1
Greetings earthlings,
It's the second day of my trip to earth. How's earth? Can't say. The sun kills my appetite and enthusiasm most of the time. I have zero melanin, it burns my skin, which is only 1 micro centimeter thick, and all the energy absorption from my body is killing me. But I shall persevere. The importance of my research is worth more that my sufferings here.
I know what must be playing in your mind now. If the blogress is my host, how would I feel my surroundings. Well, the host is just a camouflage, a blind for me to hide behind. Otherwise, I’m perfectly exposed to the open environment and I feel everything around me. I have a mind of my own and I can also see through the separate mind of my host. It runs on its own but with the additional virus I have just attached, it will not be capable of understanding the other mind of mine attached behind it. Confused? Don’t be.
The human brain contains about 50 billion to 200 billion neurons (nobody knows how many for sure), each of which interfaces with 1,000 to 100,000 other neurons through 100 trillion (10 14) to 10 quadrillion (10 16) synaptic junctions. Each synapse possesses a
variable firing threshold which is reduced as the neuron is repeatedly activated. If we assume that the firing threshold at each synapse can assume 256 distinguishable levels, and if we suppose that there are 20,000 shared synapses per neuron (10,000 per neuron), then the total information storage capacity of the synapses in the cortex would be of
the order of 500 to 1,000 terabytes. (Of course, if the brain's storage of information takes place at a molecular level, then one estimate has placed it at about 3.6 X 10 19 bytes.)
Now my brain contains about 100,000,000 quadrillion neurons each of which works in full capacity, thus some things that I mentioned, like the attached mind would not be understandable. Don’t despair. You are programmed that way.
You must be wondering why I choose Malaysia, given the harsh incompatible climate and it being an almost unnoticeable place on the planet Earth. Exactly. The answer is in your question. I have many enemies back in my planet. They are probably looking for me right now, probably in Artic or Antarctica where they think I would most probably be, given my living conditions. Malaysia, with its hot burning climate would be the last place an idiotic Zqgarkonian would ever go. Idiotic as can be, I was agreed to the mission and here I am. There is no turning back.
Besides, even if by any remotest chance I’m spotted somewhere in Malaysia, no one would take the report seriously. There was once when a reported case of alien abduction near Tambunan, Sabah, early last year. That was one of my colleague, working overtime on his project. Don’t worry. I’m on a peace mission, not to capture anyone. Sufficient to say the abducted person has been released with no knowledge of what had actually happened to him. Now you know all alien sightings are mostly true, some made up for reasons which I can’t identify but what the hell, no one takes Malaysian alien sightings seriously, it sounds silly even to me. Thus a wide gap for us to do our ‘dirty’ work.
This is not my maiden trip to earth. The first was four years ago. I brought along my favourite pet, Qiqozorq. It’s a harmless pet, but the moment it set its eyes on a tiger like creature called cat, it went berserk thus I had to shorten my trip and fly home.
~My pet, Qiqozorq. Pic taken on earth, Year 2000
I have written enough for today. Updates on my planet will be continued. I need to concentrate on my primary secret research first. Good day earthlings. This is Zorg signing off.
It's the second day of my trip to earth. How's earth? Can't say. The sun kills my appetite and enthusiasm most of the time. I have zero melanin, it burns my skin, which is only 1 micro centimeter thick, and all the energy absorption from my body is killing me. But I shall persevere. The importance of my research is worth more that my sufferings here.
I know what must be playing in your mind now. If the blogress is my host, how would I feel my surroundings. Well, the host is just a camouflage, a blind for me to hide behind. Otherwise, I’m perfectly exposed to the open environment and I feel everything around me. I have a mind of my own and I can also see through the separate mind of my host. It runs on its own but with the additional virus I have just attached, it will not be capable of understanding the other mind of mine attached behind it. Confused? Don’t be.
The human brain contains about 50 billion to 200 billion neurons (nobody knows how many for sure), each of which interfaces with 1,000 to 100,000 other neurons through 100 trillion (10 14) to 10 quadrillion (10 16) synaptic junctions. Each synapse possesses a
variable firing threshold which is reduced as the neuron is repeatedly activated. If we assume that the firing threshold at each synapse can assume 256 distinguishable levels, and if we suppose that there are 20,000 shared synapses per neuron (10,000 per neuron), then the total information storage capacity of the synapses in the cortex would be of
the order of 500 to 1,000 terabytes. (Of course, if the brain's storage of information takes place at a molecular level, then one estimate has placed it at about 3.6 X 10 19 bytes.)
Now my brain contains about 100,000,000 quadrillion neurons each of which works in full capacity, thus some things that I mentioned, like the attached mind would not be understandable. Don’t despair. You are programmed that way.
You must be wondering why I choose Malaysia, given the harsh incompatible climate and it being an almost unnoticeable place on the planet Earth. Exactly. The answer is in your question. I have many enemies back in my planet. They are probably looking for me right now, probably in Artic or Antarctica where they think I would most probably be, given my living conditions. Malaysia, with its hot burning climate would be the last place an idiotic Zqgarkonian would ever go. Idiotic as can be, I was agreed to the mission and here I am. There is no turning back.
Besides, even if by any remotest chance I’m spotted somewhere in Malaysia, no one would take the report seriously. There was once when a reported case of alien abduction near Tambunan, Sabah, early last year. That was one of my colleague, working overtime on his project. Don’t worry. I’m on a peace mission, not to capture anyone. Sufficient to say the abducted person has been released with no knowledge of what had actually happened to him. Now you know all alien sightings are mostly true, some made up for reasons which I can’t identify but what the hell, no one takes Malaysian alien sightings seriously, it sounds silly even to me. Thus a wide gap for us to do our ‘dirty’ work.
This is not my maiden trip to earth. The first was four years ago. I brought along my favourite pet, Qiqozorq. It’s a harmless pet, but the moment it set its eyes on a tiger like creature called cat, it went berserk thus I had to shorten my trip and fly home.
~My pet, Qiqozorq. Pic taken on earth, Year 2000
I have written enough for today. Updates on my planet will be continued. I need to concentrate on my primary secret research first. Good day earthlings. This is Zorg signing off.
posted by BluePixie @ 3:14 AM
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