joke?
got this forward in my mail.read up..
1) Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
2) At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding
ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, "Yes I am. I married the wrong man."
3) Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
4) Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the
woman gets her master's status.
5) A little boy asked his father, :Daddy how much does it cost to get married?" And
the dad replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it!"
6) Son : Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
7) Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married, and then it was too late."
8) A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married
man looks happy, we wonder y. Affair?
10) Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.....
11) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married
you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but i was in love and didn't notice it."
12) A man inserted an ad in the classified : "Wife Wanted". The next day, he received
hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
13) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing,
either the car or his wife is new.
14) A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And
what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A
multimillionaire."
1) Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
2) At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding
ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, "Yes I am. I married the wrong man."
3) Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
4) Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the
woman gets her master's status.
5) A little boy asked his father, :Daddy how much does it cost to get married?" And
the dad replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it!"
6) Son : Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
7) Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married, and then it was too late."
8) A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9) When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married
man looks happy, we wonder y. Affair?
10) Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.....
11) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married
you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but i was in love and didn't notice it."
12) A man inserted an ad in the classified : "Wife Wanted". The next day, he received
hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
13) When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing,
either the car or his wife is new.
14) A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And
what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A
multimillionaire."
posted by BluePixie @ 3:36 PM
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